Lies! There is no potatoe, only sadness.
Lies! There is no potatoe, only sadness.
Behold this sacred relic! It’s his old samsung S5!
There can be only one!
"I call this move,"spinning reentry maneuver. ".
I remember it as being the first time, where the trailer was better than the movie itself.
Narwhal is cool, but do you want to use the good Narwhal on just anyone? I want to use it for special occasions or that certain someone.
I fixed her " ".
Obviously, she wouldn’t cause trouble if her needs were met.
Edit words are hard! Added needs*
I would rather spend that money on a local burger joint. Give me a single named joint with a generic paper bag with grease stains on the outside.
The only way to protect yourself from a bad guy with a sword is a good guy with a spear.
So do you file it under your own insurance and they sue him?
Say what you will about the giant bugs and socialist toasters, but they never sold out their own for a percentage.
I wonder, does his homeowner insurance cover the damage? Do you go through your insurance?
“This machine just called me an asshole.”
Harry potter and the Legend Of The Overfiend.
You haven’t had a sandwich until you get a whole ass bell pepper and half a red onion.
This lizard is scratchy!
Im over here “That’s going to be a tasty lizard when it’s done.”
Thank you for moving day naps higher on the list.
What a terrible day to have eyes…