I guess I got triggered by “northerners” lol I’m from long Island NY and it gets absolutely brutal in the summer. The NE gets surprisingly gross in the summer months

It’s why I used to smoke weed until the panic attacks forced me to stop…

I just want to shut my brain off and I can’t.

It gets to be 90°F with a dew point of ~75°F where I am.

You can swim in the air with those numbers and absolutely suffer heat stroke. Fans just circulate the humid as fuck hot air. :(

I’ve started noticing that now that I cook 100% of the food I eat. No more processed anything, no more prepackaged anything, no more eating out.

Mostly because of money and my location, but I’m better off for it.

Oh you mean one of the only two reasons I use this fucking thing? Ad blocking and privacy?

You’re shitting on both. That’s like… Idk, Craftsman making tools out of plastic and removing the lifetime warranty… Wtf do I even need you for then?

“God created everything for billionaires to profit from!” Duh!

THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS BOUGHT A RAINBOW!?

I’m impressed.

Wow I haven’t thought about good eats in a long time! Alton Brown is awesome!

“Press 1 to continue followed by the Octothorpes”

Lol I love it

Indubitably!

It means most certainly, beyond questioning.

And it’s fun to say!

Introducing Walz as a VP hopeful sounds like they’re describing a Palin-level government official, not someone who has been active in politics for years.

They did the same to Vance though. Isn’t he a Senator? They didn’t mention that, just that he’s somebody hoping to be Trump’s VP. They also provided what I would see as a positive point for Walz: a football coach. That could be taken as he has an interest in teaching others, possibly children, but they don’t specify there.

I’d have to agree, however much I know media is biased, that this one is fairly neutral.

Nintendo:

MOAR! MOAR! MOOOAAARRR! IT IS NEVER ENOUGH!

Man it is never enough with these greedy fucking assholes. I don’t even own one and I’m mad about this… It’s with everything lately… Soon we’ll have ads in our fucking dreams like Futurama…

“But not in our dreams!”

Very cool stuff. Between this and fucking Microsuck Recall it looks like I won’t be using the Internet at all in the near future…

Very fun.

Fucking Corpo pricks.

“Volume and Complexity: Yoshi-P noted that Final Fantasy 9 is a game with significant volume, encompassing various kingdoms, environments, and story elements. This complexity makes it challenging to fit into a single remake without substantial expansion and enhancement of its world.”

Because Lord knows there was never a time when we had multiple disks for a large game.

Go fuck yourself greedy fucking assholes… I’m sure they’ll pull some PS5 exclusive first bullshit too so they can milk every last cent possible…

“When asked for further comment Microsoft fucknuts replied with: It’s the best part of being a monopoly in the PC market. Don’t like what we’re doing? Where’s the average user going to go, Linux? BWAHAHAHAHA! Hey normies, get fucked and feed my bank account! He then spat on the reporter and gave a small child the middle finger.”

The biggest problem for some people is no country wants them.

America seems to take just about anyone given you wait decades, but every other country worth moving to has strict income or professional requirements. I’m just a worthless factory schmuck so I’m stuck here :(

5% is terrible? I have 13k in a 9 month CD at 5%

Almost a year and I get like $600, doesn’t seem so great to me but there’s no risk either I guess :/

Die über toe!