“You have 20 seconds to reply…”

“Riiiiiiiiight…”

Even though often rusty you can’t deny the tone of a trombone!

Oh would ya look at that “most smartest”

I promise this will be my only comment in this sub but I have to say there is something very fucked up about cat owners. How fucked up does a person need to be to love an abusive pet? Literally this cat claw at you at 1:30 in the morning causing blood loss? Humans want to suffer, love to suffer. No wonder we will never mature as a species.

They threw beans on him?! How could they?!

I clean myself with a rag on a stick

I’ve seen this one used in the news when they want to make one side of a statistic stand out.

Unsure if talking to post creator or your own body?

Tried to force them to upgrade to windows 11 and the penguins said “we’d rather die!”

There were zero casualties as nobody showed up.