So it’s either a bunch of kids setting off fireworks which was mistaken for gunshots…
Which is backed up by a shit ton of evidence…
OR
It’s 10 foot tall aliens because some idiot on social media thought they saw a blurry shadow walking around cop cars…
We may never know /s
I want to believe ™
I love the idea of an alien invasion in Miami and the first you hear of it is a bunch of gunfire as random citizens just declare war on the aliens within second.
“Oh my god what’s that??”
“It’s kinda shadowy”
“Open fire!”
Well… it is Florida and shadows are black…
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There’s not one video I could find of any sort of fight or these fireworks. They lined the streets with dozens of cop cars. You gotta admit it’s a bit strange
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Yeah, thanks, I’ll get my actual news from sites that habitually cover actual news, not various forms of electronic entertainment.
I’ve started blocking any Lemmy account which shares shitty news like this. It’s a shame because I really wanted Lemmy to be different from Reddit
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There’s still plenty of time for Rockstar to make this a mission in GTAVI.
The fuck are they circling?A dude in a white hoodie about to get lit tf up by an execution squad.
You’d think people in miami seen a brother before
Aliens abducted my personality and now I gotta talk about shadow monsters to feel interesting.
Don’t use Benadryl recreationally, your organs can’t take the experience.
Florida Man went to the mall on DMT?
DMT is too short-acting, unfortunately. Florida man went to mall on PCP, most likely.
If there is anything that Florida needs more of, it’s DMT. That, and any other psychedelics they can get. Having everyone in the state take breakthrough dosages might do the world some good.
I’ve never done DMT (and at this point based on my medications, I wouldn’t want to risk serotonin syndrome). How short-acting is it?
15 minutes and I am almost positive that dmt affects serotonin.
MDMA is the main one for that.
I could be wrong so double check an interaction chart, combos can be weird.
Looking at you cocaethylene.
I am on several medications for a nerve disorder. I pretty much stay away from everything but weed just in case.
Smart
DMT ingested orally with an MAOI would do it
Ah yeah. The good ol’ ayahuasca blends.
Black currant juice and DMT is a wild ride.
I hate our modern world. One dumb fuck says one stupid fucking thing and pretty soon everyone’s parroting it like it’s fact. Fuck
Of course its Florida Man being visited by aliens
Police can’t wait to beat up a nearly 9 foot tall brown person from Mexico. Smh
Okay, but here’s my question:
When they went to return the Christmas present to Macy’s, did they bring the receipt?
They take limited no receipt returns with photo ID.
What if you’re from out of state? What if you’re from out of the country? What if you’re a 10-foot tall alien from another planet?
Stop shoplifting.
Kind of amazed that cops didn’t just randomly start opening fire at anything that moves.
They probably did, and it did nothing, as in most monster/alien movies. Then the MiB showed up, sent it back up, and mind wiped everyone involved.
Stranger Things season 3 but in 2024 and in Florida.
Florida Alien.
