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    10 months ago

    Dating in your 40s is like routinely checking the fridge for food but finding nothing. You know nothing is in there, but you keep looking for some reason.

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      10 months ago

      …and eventually you get desperate enough to drink that milk that expired 30 days ago.

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      10 months ago

      I’m not too sure you’re right on that. I’m just recently separated (divorced soon), and my uh, “fridge“ is full of many good things and I wasn’t even stocking it.

      Look, I’m no Brad Pitt, more like a tall, chubby Jason Stantham. So when I tell you I’ve got a few offers from my self defense class girl partners for coffee or a movie, I suspect the dating life is going to be fine.

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        10 months ago

        As a woman I have plenty of choices they just all kinda suck. My fridge is full of purple stuff and no Sunny D.

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          10 months ago

          I mean, i’m free now, you’re a linux lover, I’m a professional Linux-man. what say you Internet stranger? if you live in CO, come hang out. I have zero party plans tonight, but I am wearing my snazzy New Years Shirt!

          Seriously, lame humor aside, I wish you the best.

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          I mean, i’m free now, you’re a linux lover, I’m a professional Linux-man. what say you Internet stranger? if you live in CO, come hang out. I have zero party plans tonight, but I am wearing my snazzy New Years Shirt!

          Seriously, lame humor aside, I wish you the best.