be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.world · edit-210 months agoBar owner is arrested after St. Louis police officer crashes into his businesswww.seattletimes.comexternal-linkmessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up1288arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up1284arrow-down1external-linkBar owner is arrested after St. Louis police officer crashes into his businesswww.seattletimes.combe_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.world · edit-210 months agomessage-square48fedilinkfile-text
Sorry folks, this didn’t look paywalled for me when I posted it. Links others have provided: https://archive.md/EwTss https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/12/20/gay-bar-pm-st-louis-police-crash-owner-arrest/71986781007/
minus-squareCosmicTurtle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up68·10 months agoDon’t talk to police officers. Memorize this script: “Why did you pull me over?” (When they ask questions like where are you going? Where are you coming from? What is that smell?) “I’m not discussing my day. “Am I being detained or am I free to go?” (If you are being detained, invoke the 5th amendment.)
minus-squareThassodar@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up43arrow-down2·10 months agoThis works significantly better if you are of the less melanated complexion.
minus-squarePotatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months agoWe’ll see that’s your first problem right there. Gotta figure out how to not be dark skinned.
minus-squareBeardedBaker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·10 months agoAnd then, you shut the fuck up.
Don’t talk to police officers.
Memorize this script:
This works significantly better if you are of the less melanated complexion.
We’ll see that’s your first problem right there.
Gotta figure out how to not be dark skinned.
And then, you shut the fuck up.