nodimetotie@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoHow did the cat feel after its tail got under a car wheel?message-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up129arrow-down1message-squareHow did the cat feel after its tail got under a car wheel?nodimetotie@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square6fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareboblin@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·8 months agoConfucius says: man who runs in front of car gets tired; man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
minus-squareClassy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 months agoMan who runs alongside car gets winded!
minus-squareWalrusByte@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-28 months agoConfucius was a wise man indeed!
Confucius says: man who runs in front of car gets tired; man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
Man who runs alongside car gets winded!
Confucius confuses
car exhaust
Confucius was a wise man indeed!