Luckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectmessage-squaremessage-square183fedilinkarrow-up135arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up134arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectLuckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square183fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareTheEntity@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoBut you can poop only once every 3 days.
minus-squarelazylion_ca@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoThat’s my normal, so what’s the problem?
minus-squareLells@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year ago… despite having nightmarish diarrhea every hour, on the hour.
minus-squareKingPyrox@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down1·1 year agoYou die immediately after this
I’m happy
But you can poop only once every 3 days.
That’s my normal, so what’s the problem?
But only until you sober up.
… despite having nightmarish diarrhea every hour, on the hour.
You die immediately after this