Some dude asked how he could avoid pooping for three days for undisclosed reasons. It took off from there and birthed the Fediverse’s first real original meme/copypasta. The equivalent of “Narwhal bacons at midnight” on Reddit.

asklemmy post that went viral: I need to survive for 3 days without pooping, and eating as little as possible. I can pee, but not very often. It can’t take up too much space. What food do I pack?