• Godric@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Step 1. Join FSB (secret)

    Step 2. Get promotion (easy)

    Step 3. “Defect” (Paid)

    Step 4. “Consult” the USA (Paid more!)

    Step 5: Go home a rich hero, having served your country to the utmost as a spy (Money+honors+intelligence)