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Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world · 30 days ago

I boiled two eggs. I would have boiled more eggs, but when I asked if anyone else wanted boiled eggs, they said they did not want boiled eggs.

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I boiled two eggs. I would have boiled more eggs, but when I asked if anyone else wanted boiled eggs, they said they did not want boiled eggs.

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Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world · 30 days ago

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Because the eggs are unable to open the bag due to lack of opposable thumbs

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