This ability of the sorcerer will wipe any one song of your choosing from the pages of history, as if it never existed! Gone from our reality. They were going to do it anyway, but they’re making you choose.
Which song would you pick?
(If you really can’t narrow it down to one, then try narrowing to three)
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Baby Shark. The entire time that ducking song was making it’s rounds through society, I managed to avoid it. I knew it was repetitive and awful, and through good fortune and luck, it missed me completely.
Then I watched the new season of Umbrella Academy. Those motherfuckers.
The story of Baby Shark is kind of interesting. It used to be a camp song in the 90s. It didn’t become ridiculously popular until the infamous YouTube video that everyone knows. Various people and institutions have tried to sue for ownership, but it was ruled public domain. Anyone can release their own version of Baby Shark if they want.
*motherduckers
That Mariah Carey Christmas song every single retail worker hates
It would be irresponsible not to.
Because it’s already starting again, “Last Christmas”. Fuck that garbage piece of shit song that’s ruining the lives of everyone that has to work in retail during Christmas.
I love this song.
I’m very happy for you.
That was far the from the worst IMO, The 12 Days of Christmas played 3 times in a row by 3 different singers once, I almost quit on the spot.
Either the British or American national anthems, they’re both pretentious as fuck and it’d be kinda interesting to see if something like that has knock on effects down the line.
Last Christmas by Wham!
Everyone’s ragging on the Christmas retail ambience songs, but at least you can mitigate the risks of hearing those ones by staying the fuck out of shopping malls. My top three:
- Cotton Eye Joe
- Whatever that song is that’s basically just “tonight’s gonna be a good night” over and over
- Danza Kuduro
Bird is the word, fuck that song and on a similar note, fuck Peter Griffin.
The goddamn Macarena.
Rule Brittania would be a good one to rid history of.
The Chicken Dance.
You can’t just ruin Oktoberfest like that. You’re a monster.
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna get rolled again
Mr. Brightside by the killers… fuck that song, fuck that song so much. My hatred of that song extends to everything else the killers do without ever hearing them
It was only a kiss…
Guess what? It’s been in the charts consistently for over 8 years and is currently #61.
Never move to Britain then. It’s essentially our national anthem at this point…
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Hotel California. I refuse to elaborate further.
You can check out (and delete this song) any time you like, but you can never leave! Muahahaha!
You’re evil lol.
Freebird. It’s the audio equivalent of Hookworm.
Happy Birthday, just because it’ll be interesting to see what we all choose to do instead of singing that song.
It’ll be just like movies and TV shows for the 80 years that Warner/Chappell music claimed they owned the rights. Most of them will probably be variations of “For He’s a Jolly Good Fellow”