• Soku@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I have not owned or worn sweatpants for three decades but everything else applies to me. Am I unknowingly a goblin?

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      2 months ago

      I have one pair, but I did not purchase them myself and I only wear them as a layer under snowpants. I do have some excercise pants for excercising, but they aren’t made of sweatpant material.

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        2 months ago

        But do you pile and hoard stuff, do you like to sit in a mound of blankets, do you eat stuff indiscriminately? All of that matters…

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            2 months ago

            Not to worry, I’m convinced you’re a good fren everyone wants to hang out with. Goblin-ness not mandatory.

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              2 months ago

              I am a friend to goblins, anyway! My spirit animal is the American opossum: odd looking but kind of cute. Not well liked but actually very helpful.