I’ve got wallet and lighter front eight, phone and cigs front left, and keys on a carabiner tucked into back right. Back left is basically always empty.
- Front left phone
- Front right: keys
- Left rear: wallet
- Right rear: lube
Now this is a list I can get behind
Don’t get too excited; he’s left-handed.
Surely rear middle should be lube.
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Can I interest you with some witness protection instead?
Found the counter strike player
Nice try, pickpocket
Apparently, pickpockets sometimes put up signs earning of pickpockets, because it causes people to check their pockets for valuable items, showing which pockets they are in
- Front Left: wallet and keys
- Front Right: phone
- Back Right: slim battery pack with integrated usbc and lightning cables
- Back Left and miscellaneous other pockets: empty
Other than that: If at work: cargo pants so top 2 pants have nothing normally, back left or right keys, bottom 2 left have phone and right has my wallet (actually a pouch so one pocket actual wallet middle pocket small olight, nail clippers, comb, hand sanitizer wipe, chapstick sometimes a Gerber eab. Other outer pockets on wallet hold zebera M301 and P701, with a highlighter.)
If not at work nextool mini sailor scissors and keys on left with wallet on right. Sometimes I carry a sak tinker instead of the mini sailor or Gerber.
Autumn, winter and spring:
Inner pocket, jacket: wallet, and sometimes phone.
Front right pants pocket, phone.
Front left pants pocket, keys and workphone.
Summer:
Top front right pants pocket, phone and wallet.
Top front left pants pocket, keys.
Right knee pants pocket, TWS earbuds, car keys.
Left knee pants pocket, work phone
- Front right: Wallet, pen, and folding knife
- Front right coin pocket: Tiny Swiss Army knife - mostly for the scissors
- Front left: Phone
- Back right: Whatever to do list I have for the day, car keys on carbineer tucked in
- Back left: nada
- Cargo pockets or others: whatever my kids have handed me to hold onto for them. Today: 13¢, two painted rocks, and a Lego minifig
You should itemize what they have you hold and track the data over their childhood so you can show them what they were into
Front left: phone, small bills, crow-calling whistle
Front right: keys, multitool, tin of peanuts
Back right: wallet
Back left: spare change, spare mask, small magnetI wear cargo pants or shorts.
RR - Gerber Dime on a suspension clip
RL - a folding box cutter which had it’s own belt clip
FR - car key on a suspension clip and I’m the bottom of the pocket 3 keys, a mini Sharpie and nail clipper on a keyring
FL - Pixel 6a with GrapheneOS in a generic case
Right cargo - wallet and coin holder
Left cargo - unscented soap in a small bottle and unscented sanitizing wipes.
Suspension clip - https://www.amazon.ca/Hibye-Stainless-Keychain-Multi-Purpose-Suspension/dp/B08YJ8HD33/ref=mp_s_a_1_4
Coin Holder - https://www.amazon.ca/Merangue-Quick-Silver-Dispenser-CH1129BL/dp/B09QKQY4SV/ref=mp_s_a_1_3_pp
Edit: formatting.
Front right - phone Front left -keys, hanky, lip balm Wallet goes back right
Front right: Wallet. Always there, even when I sleep.
Edit for front right, I also keep minimal keys there.
Front left: Phone.
Rear right: Multitool.
Rear left: Smokes and lighter.
Jeez everyone carries a lot of shit in their pockets.
I carry my bank card in a side pocket down by my right knee and occasionally keys in the front left pocket.
Front right: phone. Maybe keys if what I’m wearing doesn’t have damn belt loops.
Front left: wallet and earbud case. Maybe a pair of sunglasses if I forget that I can can just tuck em into my shirt collar since I’m a dumbass.
Back pockets: nothin’ because I’m not my dad nor a pyschopath.
Bonus: If I’m wearing pajamas with no pockets then I guess it’s all going in my elastic band / undies.
- side left: flashlight, keys
- front left: phone
- front right: knife
- side right: pepper spray, coins
- back left: wallet