For me, it may be that the toilet paper roll needs to have the open end away from the wall. I don’t want to reach under the roll to take a piece! That’s ludicrous!
That or my recent addiction to correcting people when they use “less” when they should use “fewer”
Then if it’s Friday, what is “this Saturday”?
Next is frequently used to imply “the day following the upcoming one. Not this one, but the next one.”