jeffw@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoAfter meeting with Putin in Moscow, Hungary's Orbán brings "peace mission" to Trump at Mar-a-Lagowww.salon.comexternal-linkmessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up188arrow-down13
arrow-up185arrow-down1external-linkAfter meeting with Putin in Moscow, Hungary's Orbán brings "peace mission" to Trump at Mar-a-Lagowww.salon.comjeffw@lemmy.world to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square9fedilink
minus-squareBertramDitore@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 month agoCustoms agent: “I see that you just arrived from Russia. Did you meet with anyone under US sanctions? If so, who?” Orban: “Yes. President Putin.” Customs agent: “ummm okay…and what is the purpose of your visit to the United States?” Orban: “To tell former president Trump about my visit with President Putin.” Customs agent: “anything to declare?” Orban: “no, just this priceless faberge egg that I’m holding for a friend.” …is how I imagine it went.
minus-squareTreczoks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoHe is not bringing gifts. He is bringing Putins new orders for Trump.
Customs agent: “I see that you just arrived from Russia. Did you meet with anyone under US sanctions? If so, who?”
Orban: “Yes. President Putin.”
Customs agent: “ummm okay…and what is the purpose of your visit to the United States?”
Orban: “To tell former president Trump about my visit with President Putin.”
Customs agent: “anything to declare?”
Orban: “no, just this priceless faberge egg that I’m holding for a friend.”
…is how I imagine it went.
He is not bringing gifts. He is bringing Putins new orders for Trump.