DeSantis Declares Emergency Over Floods After Cutting Stormwater Funds | Common Dreams
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"As I'm sitting here stuck on a Brightline train because of flooding in my district, all those stormwater projects he cut look pretty stupid right now," a Florida lawmaker said.
  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Well maybe all the police and gun owners of florida can shoot the water away with guns since they nixed building pipes and ponds to deal with it.

      • NoIWontPickAName@kbin.earth
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        3 months ago

        Ok, maybe I’m stupid for it, and I wouldn’t deploy one to do it for damn sure, but I can see why someone would think nuking a hurricane might work.

        I don’t think we have ever made one that powerful, maybe tsar bomba, but I will admit I wondered if it would work when I first heard about it.

        Besides, everyone knows that a hurricane’s natural predator is a black magic marker

        • AbidanYre@lemmy.worldEnglish
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          3 months ago

          Random dude on the Internet thinking “hey, maybe…” That’s fine. But the president should not be getting his ideas from Sharknado movies.