glizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 months agowizards council ain’t shit rulelemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up181arrow-down10
arrow-up181arrow-down1imagewizards council ain’t shit rulelemmy.blahaj.zoneglizzyguzzler@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 months agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squareTotallynotJessica@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoWhat if I don’t have them? 🤔
minus-squarePatapon Enjoyer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoTesticles will be mailed to you in 5 to 10 business days
minus-squareHobbes_Dent@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoOvarian torsion. Sorry, complain to the council.
minus-squareTotallynotJessica@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoWhat if I don’t have those either?
minus-squareHobbes_Dent@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoThen a portion for torsion will be cast upon thee unless you choose a suitable replacement.
minus-squareunexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoThen you will get your preferred choice added to your body so that they can be twisted.
What if I don’t have them? 🤔
Testicles will be mailed to you in 5 to 10 business days
Ovarian torsion.
Sorry, complain to the council.
What if I don’t have those either?
Then a portion for torsion will be cast upon thee unless you choose a suitable replacement.
Then you will get your preferred choice added to your body so that they can be twisted.
OCULAR TORSION
“Twist-o Eyeball-o!”