The work bathroom is currently a warzone, on their phone speakers people like to play music, play games at full blast, and one guy likes to chill to ambient rainforest. What song can I play to passive aggressively make it known that I don’t want to listen to their tik tok feeds while I work out my demons?
Everyone knows that it’s forbidden to talk while on the toilet, except to announce the occupancy status of one’s stall, or to request emergency assistance.
It’s also forbidden to talk to anyone using the toilet, except to ask if they’re ok in there.
Speaking to someone who’s on the toilet while oneself is also on the toilet is DOUBLY forbidden. And no, the two infractions don’t cancel each other out.