In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.

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    People who drink milk can include:

    • Not Woke Children: Milk is often a staple in children’s diets for its calcium and nutrient content, essential for growth and development.
    • Not Woke Farmers: In rural areas, farmers may drink milk from their own cows or livestock.
    • Not Woke Athletes: Milk is sometimes seen as a source of protein for muscle recovery and growth.
    • Not Woke Health-conscious individuals: Some people drink milk for its calcium and vitamin D content, believing it promotes bone health.
    • Not Woke Movie villains: While not a common trope, some movie villains may be depicted drinking milk in a sinister or unsettling manner, contrasting the innocence associated with milk.
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      • Not Woke Movie villains: While not a common trope, some movie villains may be depicted drinking milk in a sinister or unsettling manner, contrasting the innocence associated with milk.

      That happened one time!