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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to

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Cyrus Draegur@lemm.ee
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step 1: be cute and fuzzy

step 2: don’t not be cute and fuzzy

step 3: parasitically ingratiate yourself into the company of fools who have the things you want

step 4: take everything. it’s yours.
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  Step 3.5 possibly infect the fools with actual parasites that make them like you more

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