Yeah, I really didn’t like my buddy’s girlfriend. I could see right through her, and she was changing by buddy for the worse. She was convincing him that his image was shit, and it really damaged his confidence. He’d change his outward appearance for her, dropped his entire lifestyle, but she had abandonment issues so wasn’t ever happy with any partner.

Turns out she was a narcissist, like bonafide. What went down next:

1. She graduates college with a STEM degree, while having freeloaded in his house her entire senior year (his mortgage)

2. She breaks up and moves out of nowhere, this several months after she insisted on all the other roommates get kicked out to “take it to the next level”

3. He goes suicidal, makes two attempts, but finds another lost soul to have a fling with, which starts to bring him out of the depression

4. Ex-girlfriend finds out about new fling, drops by house at 1am after having left the club (driving drunk, I’ll add)

5. Makes a huge scene out front of his house, I’m there for my “shift” on suicide watch, she ends up kicking me in my fucking kidney while I was squatting and smoking a cig

6. He ends up depressed again, 3rd suicide attempt and he doesn’t survive

7. I’m a pall bearer at 25 for my best friend since 8th grade

Fuck that bitch.

Absolutely, my shitbag-dar is on point. I have too many to choose from. How about the “good Christian” guy in college who ended up body shaming a friend if mine into becoming overweight because he preferred overweight women, then cheating on her and beating her? Or the piece of shit who played off that he was so nice that got a new car and proceeded to try to get every girl in the friend group to go for a ride… Yeah, you guessed it, he tried to assault multiple women in that new car of his. Yeah, the list goes on and on. Honestly, I have met more than enough openly shitty people who had more good in them than so many of the well liked people.