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    8 months ago

    B/c Reddit has decided that you needed moar Reddit, so that you can haz Reddits while you are also Redditing.

    That, or they are counting on someone, somewhere, to be dumb enough to fall for it.

    Watch as people absolutely do. :-(

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            8 months ago

            NO - you would need a power level to be over 9000 for that.

            This is half that. So you have only half control of the Universe. Like, you have to submit a request to your boss to use your power to do anything, but then he/she gets to either accept or deny your request. Requests must be submitted in triplicate and accompanied by a notary public cosignee signature. Other terms & conditions apply. Also, Huffman has veto power, and your requests may be lost or ignored at any time - but if YOU ever lose or ignore a reply in turn, then you are banned.

            Yet one more reason to say: Viva la revolución!

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              8 months ago

              Hmmm, only half control of the Universe would be only half realizing my ambitions. It would be going at it half-assed - and I wanted to use my WHOLE ass this time!!

              Guess I’ll have to buy more shares since I must control not just Earth and Neptune and Jupiter, I want Uranus as well. (!).

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                8 months ago

                As long as we are still talking about Reddit, I want you to have Huffman’s anus as well:-). Have you tried sending him a picture of you dressed up as Elon Musk? Maybe you could become friends with Musk first, by sending him a picture of you dressed up as Donald Trump? :-P