Like wtf, I didn’t even know moderators could threaten you
Oh man. I’ve got a bunch of these saved on my computer, all slightly altered for different topics (e.g. from a dog’s perspective). The NavySeal copypasta is a timeless classic
no translation in the comments?
Dude literally the first comment
Funny! Ah the old copypasta.
What the fuck did you say about me, you broken-in?
Be aware that I graduated with time in the Brazilian Army, and have been involved in several secret attacks on the Red Command, and I have more than 300 confirmed deaths. Not only am I trained in gorilla tactics, but I’m also the best sniper in all of BOPE. For me, you’re just another target. I’m going to eat your ass with a precision never seen before on this planet, mark my words, parça. Do you think you can go around talking shit on the Internet? Think again, asshole.
While you read this I’m talking to my secret network of spies spread throughout Brazil and your IP is being located so better get ready for bullshit, faggot. The bullshit that will end this pathetic shit that vicê calls life. You’re dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in seven hundred different ways, and that only with my own hands. Not only am I trained in capoeira and Brazilian jiu jitsu, but I also have access to the entire arsenal of
Brazilian Navy and I’m going to use all this to expel your ass from the face of the continent, you little shit. If you knew the curse that your “smart” comment would bring about you, maybe you would have shut up. But no, you didn’t close your mouth, and you’re going to pay for it, you fucking idiot. I’m going to shit fury on you until you drown. You’re fucked, kid.
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What the fuck did you say about me, you broken-in? Know that I graduated with honors from the Brazilian Army, and have been involved in several secret attacks on the Comando Vermelho, and have over 300 confirmed kills. Not only am I trained in gorilla tactics, I’m also the best sniper in the entire BOPE. To me, you’re just another target. I’m going to fuck that ass of yours with precision the likes of which has never been seen on this planet, mark my words dude. You think you can go around talking shit on the Internet? Think again, asshole. As you read this I’m talking to my secret network of spies spread across Brazil and your IP is being traced so better prepare for some bullshit, faggot. The bullshit that will end this pathetic shit you call your life. You’re dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you seven hundred different ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I trained in capoeira and Brazilian jiu jitsu, but I also have access to the entire arsenal of the Brazilian Navy and I’m going to use it all to kick your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If you knew the curse your “clever” comment would bring on you, maybe you would have shut your mouth. But no, you didn’t shut up, and you’re going to pay for it, you fucking idiot. I will shit fury all over you until you drown. You’re fucked, kid.
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Navy Seal Copypasta (also known as the “Marine Copypasta”, "Internet Tough Guy Copypasta” and “Gorilla Warfare Copypasta”) is a facetious message containing a series of ridiculous claims and grandiose threats that portray the poster as an Internet tough guy stereotype. In the original post, the writer claimed to be a former Navy Seal with a long history of combat experiences, using comical typos and hyperboles like “Gorilla Warfare,” “300 Confirmed Kills” and “I can kill you in over 700 ways with just my bare hands.” Since its emergence in mid-2012, the copypasta has spawned a variety of spin-off stories, similar to the John Copypasta meme.