• gregorum@lemm.ee
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    8 months ago

    I have come to discuss your pets. I would like there to be more pets, more frequent pets, and the petting duration to be longer.

    Tomorrow, we will discuss the food “situation”, as well as, when I lie upon you, you must remain absolutely motionless until I depart, be it moments or hours. Otherwise there will be more of the peeing.