I don’t really have one but I feel like I should. I’ll work on this and get back to you.

The only reason people consider me so generous and giving is because I overcompensate due to looking at myself, seeing a vast abyss of selfish egomaniacal narcissism, and being too vain to accept people seeing me that way as well.

This is also the root cause for the insane amounts of self loathing I deal with.

So there ya go.

are you trying to start a “we all have secrets” thread in lemmy “anonymously”

I killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

I chuckle at people who can’t understand the short story hidden in my Lemmy mugshot.

I dunno why it got downvoted