On Tuesday, nearly 20 percent of the school’s 1,067 students were reportedly absent.

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      I don’t think the Darwin Awards apply here if it wasn’t the decision of the deceased (child) to do the stupid thing, but of the parent(s). I would rather consider a “murder your child / make them handicapped for life” award in the form of a trial and imprisonment for endangering your child.

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        Maybe the parents could get Darwin awards for still managing to prevent their genes from propagating.

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      Gonna have to dust off the ole Herman Cain Award in short order. I for one am excited for a second round of schadenfreude.