Maybe the rumors about Putin having cancer are true, and this is what the scientists told him to not accidentally fall out of a window.
The thumbnail made me think that Russia was announcing that they now have Dr Manhattan
Dr. Moscow, the superman exists and he’s Russian.
Drunk, unemployed, and fond of track suits?
It’s been done
Super red man son
It’s because the vaccine was revealed to him in a dream.
It’s so sad Putin died of Ligma
“A live body and a dead body contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there’s no discernible difference. Life and death are unquantifiable abstracts. Why should I be concerned?”
- Vladimir Putin, probably
The vaccine just kills you, can’t have cancer if you’re dead! /s
Such a shame they don’t have a “dying in a pointless war” vaccine.
Technically, the amount of russians dying from cancer has gone down. This of course goes hand in hand with a rise in acute lead poisoning in Ukraine.
Death is definitely one way to cure someone’s cancer.
They don’t use lead in ammunition any more.
This is not correct. It’s common for modern ammunition to be jacketed with copper or some other metal, but the core is still lead (or lead-tin alloy) because it’s cheap, dense and soft enough to form into the rifling grooves while traveling down the barrel. Only special-purpose bullets are made with other metals.
So do you just go on the Internet and make stuff up for fun?
Or was it pencils… So hard to remember…
They need a falling-out-of-the-window vaccine.
Quick! I need the falling from a buildin…splat!
I wrote splat! LOL, it’s a really tall building 🏢.
“Cancer diagnoses decrease rapidly for russian men who run 500m without cover”
Is it as good as your Covid vaccine?
Wonder if also called sputnik
Starting to sound like North Korea over there, i mean it makes sense since North Korea has been supplying them with slaves for years.
Imagine if this was true lmao russia just cures all cancers. Honestly the world has been so bass ackwards lately that it almost makes a non-sense kind of sense
Since I only need “Cow wins Nobel Prize” for a bingo on this card I would be so pissed if this is true.
Sends cancer straight to gulag
Cool story blyat
Ah shit, here we go again
Exciting field for the next few years: we’ll probably see a bunch of new cancer vaccines coming out.
Funny how the covid epidemic spurred our understanding of immunology and vaccines.
