• randomaside@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    9 months ago

    In an effort to extend his life, I can’t wait for Bezos to splice nuclear wolf DNA and then get in front of a camera with a wet nose, fangs, and weird Nicholas Cage style long hair from the movie Next (2007) looking like we got “Teen Wolf” at home.