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One sneezes in your face, one pisses in the bath, and we’re pretty sure the third one has cat autism or some auditory dysfunction as the slightest noise (doorbell, motorbike, house noises) sends him into a panic, which in turn becomes violence. And he’s almost 20lbs, which can do a lot of damage when it’s launching at you with claws out.

My cat loves to run into the linen closet every time it opens . It’s also where my dad’s ashes are , so I tell her " no you can’t hang out with my dead dad !"

My chipoo loves to cuddle, but he is also hella boney and picks the most awkward way to sit on or next to me that his elbows jab into me painfully. And he has a knack for waiting around nearby and not getting on you until you’re about to get up. He’s also extremely picky about his food.

My husky’s only annoying habit (other than typical husky behavior at inappropriate times) is that instead of poking the bell to signal she needs to potty, she sometimes pokes me. Having a cold dog nose poking your perneum wake you in the morning isn’t fun.

Our cat will follow us around the house, screaming, until we either sit with him in our lap (human heating pad) or put him in his heated bed but remain near (human security blanket). He’s a sweet cat and has arthritis, so I get it. But sometimes we gotta make dinner, bro.

Our dog will constantly and shamelessly be nearby when food is present, whether we are cooking, eating, feeding the cat, doesn’t matter. His previous owner gave him human food all the time. He completely deflates when you tell him to go lie down. When we cook, we just let him be in the way, next to the screaming cat 🤷‍♀️