The hole is obviously more fragrant but thats pretty damn intimate for someone you probably dislike or want to be vindickated by
I always sorta interpreted it as a quick “peck on the cheek” 🍑🐦⬛
Y’all need Jesus
When you swore fealty to a lord you were made to kiss the ring, so interpret that however you like
fealty
More like, mealty
Swear fealty to that Lorussy
This is hands-down the most disturbing turn of phrase I’ve ever had the mixed fortune to encounter lol. Still chuckling at this
Both ringz. While we’re on the subject, how much easier and cheaper and sex-positive would engagement be if that was the much-anticipated ring.
The inside of the hole, as far as the tongue will reach.
Leck mich im Arsche
How about we start with the cheek and see how we both feel from there.
Just don’t make it weird.
…I’m not on my period 🐍
Pretty sure “ass” originally meant just the hole.
But now we have the word asshole
And in 60 years we will have “asshole” and “assholehole”
assholehole
Thats a medical condition called fissure, Sir