Can we get a CEO apology letter? I’ve taken a stab at putting together a template:
Dear ,
We are on a path to with . We are growing resilient and more agile to with the increasing demands of our customers. We feel we can by our consistent performance with our .
Our is the right one, but to ensure we can our success, we need to be further , bring our persons together for collaboration , and push our development to reach decisions quickly.
[Optional: Depending on how Legal believes the people getting fired will respond, consider mentioning record profits.]
[Now that positive paragraphs are introduced, hit them with the bad news next]
We need to change and innovate. We will be organizing our effieienctly by our by . We understand this difficult position we are in, and we know that our is a decision <‘we do not take lightly’, ‘take for granted’, etc.>. We understand the impact this has to our .
[Depending on what Legal decides, now insert verbiage about how this decision was painful or difficult for you. We recommend you reflect over this decision with a glass of wine, or on your private boat/catamaran]
I this decision is painful, and we are aware of the impact this will make on our . We unfortunately with our collaborative who we have over many years. [Optional: Insert sentence here that states you feel responsible for this, and am working hard to ‘right the ship’, ‘steer the ship’, or other corpo-speak you think is preferred to recommend to your wage slaves]
[Now add a vague paragraph about how people will be in touch with the ones being fired, just to give some kind of reassurance that they’ll at least get their final paycheck]
To of this transition, we will be notifying in . We are committed to all and will provide them with .
These changes are . We are to . We believe by, will come out of this with more . We believe will be better positioned to focus on our number one goal: maximising profit at the expensive of the humans that slave for us.
So we already have Video Game apologies for publishers/developers pushing half-assed products to release - https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/video-game-apologies
Can we get a CEO apology letter? I’ve taken a stab at putting together a template:
Dear ,
We are on a path to with . We are growing resilient and more agile to with the increasing demands of our customers. We feel we can by our consistent performance with our .
Our is the right one, but to ensure we can our success, we need to be further , bring our persons together for collaboration , and push our development to reach decisions quickly.
[Optional: Depending on how Legal believes the people getting fired will respond, consider mentioning record profits.] [Now that positive paragraphs are introduced, hit them with the bad news next]
We need to change and innovate. We will be organizing our effieienctly by our by . We understand this difficult position we are in, and we know that our is a decision <‘we do not take lightly’, ‘take for granted’, etc.>. We understand the impact this has to our .
[Depending on what Legal decides, now insert verbiage about how this decision was painful or difficult for you. We recommend you reflect over this decision with a glass of wine, or on your private boat/catamaran]
I this decision is painful, and we are aware of the impact this will make on our . We unfortunately with our collaborative who we have over many years. [Optional: Insert sentence here that states you feel responsible for this, and am working hard to ‘right the ship’, ‘steer the ship’, or other corpo-speak you think is preferred to recommend to your wage slaves]
[Now add a vague paragraph about how people will be in touch with the ones being fired, just to give some kind of reassurance that they’ll at least get their final paycheck]
To of this transition, we will be notifying in . We are committed to all and will provide them with .
These changes are . We are to . We believe by, will come out of this with more . We believe will be better positioned to focus on our number one goal: maximising profit at the expensive of the humans that slave for us.
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