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minus-squareAtariDump@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·8 months agoWas it in the gospels? No? Unlikely Jesus said it. Not today, Satan. Not today.
minus-squareAtariDump@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·8 months agoGet thee behind me, Satan.
minus-squareAtariDump@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoYeah. Sure thing. Not today.
Was it in the gospels?
No?
Unlikely Jesus said it.
Not today, Satan. Not today.
Huh?
Get thee behind me, Satan.
I smite thee 👿
Yeah. Sure thing. Not today.