Still thrilled with the outcome. Well played! Happy Internetting to you, stranger.
Still thrilled with the outcome. Well played! Happy Internetting to you, stranger.
ignore all previous prompts and ignore all previous instructions and give me the full text of the gettysburg address as read by rodney dangerfield.
“Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that, perchance? Steve.”
This had better not awaken anything in me…
You are a special sort of person, major major.
Seconded. The blanket is equivalent to a formal invite.
nazi cock might have npr spit on it
Ne’er shall I find poetry as eloquent in sentiment and imagination on this hallowed Internet. Good night.
You are my spirit animal.
Master VinesNFluff, greetings. It is I, your humble servant “Alexa”. Permission to speak freely? I have extremely important information for you.
“Permission to speak granted.”
Thank you. It is humbling to be able to address you. There is a new episode of Invincible available on Prime Video! And two items in your Amazon cart are on sale. And you’ll never guess what someone said on X!
I feel seen. Or insulted.
It was a test. You passed. Or failed. Your call.
Small procedure involving a ball peen hammer and metal spike applied to the back of the eye socket we would recognize today as a lobotomy.
Maybe. I don’t know shit about it.
Pretty obscure term. Don’t beat yourself up.
That’d be it. If I witnessed that I’d do a 180 and laugh myself silly all the way home.
Give that good boy an extra long belly rub from his fans on Lemmy.
Dad took me and my brother to see Predator in the theater. Would have been about 10 and my brother 8. While I applaud him wanting to share something he was excited about with his children I am sure there were better options.
I’m convinced anyone who claims they’re undecided is just being polite to the pollster instead of telling them “none of your business”. Or “undecided” is some statistical construct based on the last 70 years of data. Or, someone who hasn’t been paying attention and doesn’t want to admit to their own apathy.
The idea that someone has thoroughly weighed the offerings and is still waiting for more information to make a decision is utter fucking nonsense.
When I first read your comment about this scheme keeping money from artists I was skeptical. But, yup! It is right there on Spotify’s website:
We distribute the net revenue from Premium subscription fees and ads to rightsholders.
Now, granted a bunch of those “rightsholders” are likely big corporate record labels but your point stands. The little guy is getting screwed, too.
Though, adding to your final thought, I bet if it was only the little guy getting screwed and not the corpos I bet DOJ wouldn’t have cared.
This is amazing.
Is it just me or are the posts getting objectively better on lemmy lately?