You were perhaps expecting high quality humour under Dad Jokes?

Try Hellotalk.

Underdog

English - paraprosdokian - it means a sentence that has a surprise twist. eg. Some people are like slinkies: not really good for much, but they bring a smile to your face when you see one tumble down a set of stairs. From the Greek, basically meaning beyond expectations.

Dated for 4 years. Been married for 45 years.

Ya gotta cozy your finger right up against the disc. That’s the secret.

Yeah, kind of the same mind control.

I can place my hands in front of my chest and make circles, hands going in opposite directions.

My father used to wax our crokinole board to keep the players sliding evenly.

I had a friend who lived in a house like that. He said it was a royal pain carting groceries up every time you went shopping.

Perspective. We live in one of the best times in human history, have luxuries unimaginable to the vast majority of human times. Choose to look at the positives.

If they were dead, they’d be carrion.

Look out for number one. Selfishness is at the root of most dangers to humanity.

BBC and CBC. They’re not unbiased, but I haven’t found any better.

Yeah, really awkward. CBC must be low on staff.

An ultramarathon is anything longer than 42 km.

Sleep like a baby. That is not what I’d consider a good night’s sleep.

Canada got rid of the penny 12 years ago. Hardly raised an eyebrow.

So cool.

Neighbourhood tool cooperative. Some tools I use once or twice a year. It would be nice if a garage in the neighbourhood would have them to borrow.