Had me in the first half, NGL

So a majority approves. Fuck this country.

Yup, that too. There is no happy ending.

Literally a violation of posse comitatus. You are a traitor, commander.

If we are non-violent, TACO will just say “They’re violent!” and a majority of this country, including our military, will believe him. Things can only go downhill from here.

Arm yourselves.

No, US citizens need a military that disobeys illegal orders. All of these marines are complicit. Who gives a fuck if they’re sad about it?

Which ignorant fucksticks don’t fear marines being deployed against American citizens?

Ah, right, the fascist ones. They love the idea.

It is trending right-wing at the speed of sound; they’re perma-banning left-leaning users at whim.

I got banned for saying marines being deployed against US citizens is illegal. Apparently that was too anti-fascist for them.

Farmers’s Dog, the “gourmet” shit, made our dog piss blood.

Yeah, we’ll stick with the Royal Canin “kibble” that she absolutely loves.

I hate Elon as much as any sane person, but who gives a fuck about “allegedly”? Wake me up when there’s an actual story.

Oof, get outta there if you can

I’m sure they have problems like everywhere else, but I would emigrate there in a heartbeat if I could afford it and if they’d let me.

Senator, I know Marathon. I served with Marathon. You are no Marathon.

Dementia does that.

Rehearsal? The coup is already complete my friend. Know what the worst part is? The US voted for it.

This would be great, but the hard truth is this will get you executed in the street, and this country is no longer worth dying for.

It may reach a boiling point eventually, but for now, given the choice, I think I’d prefer to move house than be murdered by my own military.

Pizza. Nightly.

Any doctor that does this is a shitty fucking doctor.

“Know what I did yesterday? Nothing. I did nothing. And it was everything I thought it would be.”

I cannot believe the number of suckers who fell for this cash grab. It’s just a fucking $50 graphics mod.