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Who would have thought having the hubris of being “god’s people” would ever backfire?

“It’s ok son. Don’t listen to her. Your mother is fucking insane.”

If I’m sitting on the couch, the phone is not on me. It’s on the table next to me or on a counter somewhere. I don’t even always look at it if I get a message. Sometimes I’ll wait hours after I get a message to read it.

This can probably be argued that places that deny phones, like courts, could be charged with criminal intent against you.

I’m clubbing the bot in the head and stealing it’s batteries.

The people who want California to just leave are the ones who want to dismantle the country.

This Canadian is fine with it at this point. Fuck the USA. We’ve been your friend forever and you shit on us.

Burn baby burn.

Not just anyone. Just Trump supporters eating at Trump Burger.

How about Planned parenthood?

Toadstool.

Next week on Kitchen Nightmares:

Gordon: “You donkey! You’re going to get someone killed!! You can’t store raw pork and chicken in the same tray as the iceberg lett…”

Ice Nazi: “Blackbag him boys. Teach this immigrant slug to respect the new way.”

LOL. New phone cases are going to have little privacy sliders to go over the cameras.

Hold on. Wait a minute.

It’s cold and I need fluffing.

Why (I don’t see) not

He was tripping balls at that event.

https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-news/elon-musk-is-so-high-that-viral-oval-office-video-fuels-drug-use-speculation-101748647107918.html

I’m a big fan of Vivaldi as well for all the reason you mentioned, but also it’s more lightweight than Chrome and still supports uBlock

Reads headline

Oh no.

Reads article

The egg producer has approximately 850 employees, including contract workers and state inmates.

Oh no, anyway.

I have always hated Harry Potter. I hated Harry before it was cool to hate Harry.

I’m a mother fucking golden hipster God!

They want to hate on someone but it’s passé to hate on plain old gay people now.

Trans and brown people are trendy now.