This damned planned obsolescence! They just don’t make kids like they used to.

Very true and I should have been more specific.

Anyone putting corporate technology into their bodies is just asking to get Black Mirror’ed. I always thought it would be cool to have my body replaced by a sick robot, but I know I’ll never be rich enough to afford the cool one. I’ll just be in the Hyundai Bodi or whatever.

That’s what I was thinking. I always thought it was so pregnant women could get in faster or something functional like that.

I can’t even read quotes from this pompous rambling fuck without getting too angry and giving up after a couple words.

I couldn’t agree more! South Park is funnier with the beeps for a very good reason. Creatively stepping around saying offensive things is usually way funnier and more interesting.

I once sat next to a family from our local car dealer commercials in a restaurant and they spent the entire time talking about their recent trip to Paris. The whole conversation was about how the food wasn’t American enough and the cable at the hotel didn’t have their shows. Nothing about sights or culture or experiences.

People at work tell me my phone voice is so nice and soothing, but they don’t know it’s shaving hours off my life each time like a cigarette.

That’s been a huge block for me, too. I need help, but I can’t spend the time and money it would take to find someone who won’t prejudge me on a few demographics. I wish there was a thing like a bridal show where you could meet mental health professionals in a speed date-like format to find someone comfortable and supportive of your circumstances.

I need something to pay attention to while I’m piloting my 3 ton pedestrian shredding murder machine. What am I supposed to do, look at the road? Boring! Get Crossy Road and YouTube Shorts up in this bitch, stat.

And that’s at least twice as much as ol’ Peon Mush over there!

Looks like he ran a trace route for a little over 3 years and it found that the ‘woke mind virus’ was coming from inside the host! He then deleted the file/DNS…? Last part is unclear given the context.

We’ll just have to beat them to deaf wif their own shoes.

I call that the Dutch lift.