This house must be owned by a boomer b/c that is not an “average” size for either house nor yard! :-P

it truly sickened me the first time i realized those huge bags of granular pesticide sold at lowes are for completely eradicating all arthropod life from your lawn

i mean at that point just tear up the grass and replace it with astroturf or pave it or something if the idea of a single bug is such an affront to your “lawn”

What the hell, is this a real picture? I thought, this was a shitty render from some 3D modeling software without grass texture.

fake! driveway is too small and there are not three SUVs parked in it

I like to plant milkweed. The plant is ugly as hell but the bees and butterflies love it.