Here is the template:
Do your magic ;)
Reject groomers.
Embrace otter.
Sea otters have been regularly observed to rape baby seals over weeks, and continue raping them after they’ve died.
River otters are cute though.
I would like to unsubscribe from rape facts. Thanks
Hopefully someone doesn’t tell you about penguins
But they are so cute though, look at them walking around, falling over the little goofballs.
Dude, what the hell u made me read? I mean, dude !
Best not to look too closely at koalas, either. :/
Come on !
At least we have the capybara!
Like people wouldn’t force them to mate with seals if it would produce something cute for the Internet.
Stolen from a comedy sketch I saw in Orlando.
I’m always down for replacing problematic celebrities, especially when you can replace them with precious critters.
Soooo, about that…
https://www.vox.com/2014/4/24/5640890/otters-rape-baby-seals-monsters-bad
Yes, yes…most species have individuals that do horrible things to other animals/species, but I’m more willing to ignore the outliers of species that do not have the capacity for complex ethical philosophy. In this case, pointing out aberrant abominable behavior is more pedantry than discourse, in my opinion.
At least otters don’t sexually harass underage girls via whiny text message. I’ll take the otter over Drake any day!
They can’t text tho.
If you haven’t replaced your Drake meme template with this one yet, you otter.
It is otterly funny
I always like to use anotter template.
Otters are brilliant! Not quite as good as rabbits but they’re still pretty good, thanks for the new template!
Okay but you didn’t give us the template
We had the same idea ;)
Done!
Thanks!
Ok, i forgot! Let me make it ;)
