So we’ve moved from implosions to explosions.
Our first obscure piece of Lemmy lore. May there be many more into our future.
the lemmy lore does need to be genuine and not forced
the best things come naturally and the worst things come from being forced
Just like poop
This is a pretty good 3-days-without-a-shitpost, but not using the skeleton-in-a-pool was a missed opportunity. I fixed it for you:
… YOU CAN IMAGE INSIDE A COMMENT!? Why did I have to learn this on a poop meme!?
I know such a man personally. He didn’t poop for two months straight, and then he had five feet of intestine cut out.
god damnit. What did you guys do
@hemko Wait, people have to *plan* to do this? I should see my doctor.
I thought they died right away because that thing gave in
This is the founding myth we need!
The kind of deep lore that will be spoken of in 1h YouTube essays in 10 years - unless YouTube became peertube by then or something.
We need remindmebot so I can have it remind me of this post in 10 years
just use your calendar or something
Right?! This already starting to feel like old reddit lmao
I’m so happy to be alive when this happened
I was there when the lemmy no poop meme spawned.
I was there 3000 years ago when the no-poop challenge happened.
So was it you that shat this? https://lemmy.ca/post/871718
What do you think happens at the end of the three day no poop challenge? Some things need to be preserved, for the better of humanity.
…and it was a heartwarming moment.
In theory, if the submarine didn’t implode, the billionaires would have the same challenge.
That was the point of the original shitpost
Dam that shit flew over my head
It’s our first (that I’m aware of) fediverse meta! Awww, look at how we’ve grown.
Wha- what? Lemmy, is… Evolving?
Your Lemmy has evolved into LOMMY.
Ba. Na. Na. Banananananana. Bam.
Do do do do dododo - dododo - dododo
I was going to post a comment similar to this. We’ve made history here!
HI YOUTUBE!
Ok level with me what if we all pooped in a submarine?
“Someone let me out of this submarine Perogi took a shit on the floor and it stinks!”
Context required
its about this post
Huh, even with context, I guess.
Terrible case of not liking new bathrooms? I hate public restrooms too but, my brother in christ take some deep breaths you’ll get through.
Or maybe a sex journey, thanks /kbin 🤣
Smart money is on a woman backpacking.
@flicker @hemko @CosmicK9 @spyr0w @Thepinyaroma I am genuinely impressed with the very specific, researchable, experienced advice in the comments.
I have a friend who asked the same question because he knew there wouldn’t be a bidet where he was going. That’s the only reason I can think of that’s not related to some sort of sex thing.
Can you do all your poops for the week in one go on Monday morning? Asking for a friend
“Don’t ask why I need this” lol
No, but if you have the cash you could always just hire a surogate.
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I mean, if you’re going to be stuck in a submarine while oxygen is running out, it would be great if you could avoid pooping.
Luckily they didn’t have to go through that ordeal.
Are we trying to poop more or poop less?
Yes.