• Deestan@lemmy.world
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    -long rambling historical lecture

    -Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, I was thinking of birds for a moment. Many people in Ukraine are surprised and angry to learn they are actually Russia. What would happen if other parts of Russia learn they are actually France? Would they try to join the EU?

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      You live in a place called Red Square, but it’s not square-shaped. So why is it called that?

      And is the Hermitage where all the Russian hermits live?

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    “someone told me that the cold war never really ended, but my cousin Lucy went to Turkey on holiday last year and she said it was really hot and she got sunburnt, so has it ended or is the cold war only happening where it’s snowed?”

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    You’re famous for being photographed shirtless on a horse. Is that because horses can’t judge you, or is it a new Russian policy for reducing laundry costs?

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          Oh yea I’m just messing around.

          Putin’s really not the freak he’s made out to be lol if you actually watch the interview he MAKES FUN OF TUCKER for being a shill who tried to join the CIA, no sense of humor my ass lol

          Also, Tucker wasn’t able to keep up with him, Putin gave him unlimited time. He’s given 4 hour interviews in the past. Carlson did 2 then went and claimed on social media they had a more important discussion afterwards. Bullshit!

          Putin is obviously not someone I agree with just saying the way people talk about foreign leaders inaccurately is less helpful than what Carlson is doing in a way.

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            That was not Pooty being Playful, that was him warning Carlson that he knows him and his secrets, and if he veers off script, well…let’s just say some of Carlson’s deep hidden secrets may come to light.

            But, of course, just Pooty doing the interview revealed a lot. It revealed that things are worse for Russia than Russia is acknowledging, because otherwise Pooty wouldn’t be doing an interview in the first place.

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    6 months ago

    We know Google Translate gets things wrong sometimes so I was just wondering if Russia means “Special” Military Operation in the same way the Americans mean “Special” Olympics?

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      Last time she talked about Israel or the Jews she lost her script and they joke sensored the whole thing. I can expect pretty much the same for Palestine.